autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

(via poppingtarts)

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant

(via poppingtarts)

poppingtarts:

I’m so stupid I’m sorry I’m so sorry

(Source: cringepics, via poppingtarts)

davidisbeyonce:

Hit me baby 

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(via just-funny-posts)

(Source: danisecalibara, via intouched)

euo:

"Now, I’m going to tell you a little story today. It’s a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear. A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places."
Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

euo:

"Now, I’m going to tell you a little story today. It’s a heartbreakingly sad story about a young man whose life was completely destroyed by these instruments of fear. A young man, searching for love in all the wrong places."

Donnie Darko (2001) dir. Richard Kelly

(via transgendingdimensions)

(Source: massacrechips, via pizza)

janavlogs:

A british girl trying american candy xD 

p.s. I’m following people who reblog this! <3